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Maria Taylor  (US)

Maria Taylor, 'Lynn Teeter Flower'

Lynn Teeter Flower  (2007,  38.25)  ***/T

A Good Start
Clean Getaway
Smile and Wave
No Stars
Replay
Small Part of Me
Irish Goodbye
My Own Fault
The Ballad of Sean Foley
Lost Time
Lynn Teeter Flower
Maria Taylor, 'LadyLuck'

LadyLuck  (2009,  37.10)  **½/T

LadyLuck
Time Lapse Lifeline
It's Time
My Favourite...Love
100,000 Times
Green Butterfly
Broad Daylight
A Chance
Orchids
Cartoons and Forever Plans
Maria Taylor, 'Overlook'

Overlook  (2011,  32.27)  ***/½

Masterplan
Matador
Happenstance
Like it Does
Bad Idea?
Idle Mind
In a Bad Way
This Coould Take a Lifetime
Along for the Ride

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Maria Taylor is one half of Azure Ray, who have considerable connections with Bright Eyes. As such, it comes as no great surprise that Taylor's second solo album, Lynn Teeter Flower, is a mostly melancholy effort, although it has its (relatively) jauntier moments, notably Replay and the beatbox-driven Irish Goodbye. Best track? Possibly Smile And Wave, though I promise it's not for the reason stated here. Mellotron on one track, from Andy LeMaster, who also plays it for Bright Eyes and Azure Ray, with (as every online review I've found says) 'Strawberry Fields'-esque flutes on Smile And Wave, probably because they do, indeed, sound like Strawberry bloody Fields. Nice to hear anyway, even if they are a little derivative.

Two years on and Taylor's LadyLuck is, sadly, a dullsville mainstream singer-songwriter effort, with very little to distinguish it from the vast morass of similar stuff out there, nothing standing out enough to make it worthy of comment, I'm afraid. LeMaster and Macey Taylor Sr. both play 'Tron this time round, with upfront string parts on It's Time and closer Cartoons And Forever Plans, but despite other 'possibles', there's nothing else I'd put as a 'definite', even with two credited players. 2011's Overlook, however, is a return to form, better tracks including Happenstance, Like It Does and In A Bad Way. Two Mellotron tracks, from just Macey Taylor this time round, with occasional muted flutes on Matador and In A Bad Way.

Overall, then, three very laid-back efforts that won't excite the Therion fans amongst you, but then, that's hardly the point, is it?

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See: Azure Ray | Bright Eyes

Shannon Taylor  (US)

Shannon Taylor, 'if it is to be as it is'

if it is to be as it is  (2006,  37.19)  ****/TTTT

Surviving Sunday
You Should Be Here Today
Virgin Guitar
Rhythm & Rhyme

It Falls to Me
In the Tall Grass
Leaving This House
Waited a Fortnight
A Thousand Reasons Why
Shannon Taylor, 'Evening of the Last Day'

Evening of the Last Day  (2008,  45.27)  ****/TTT½

Their Song
East End

A Lesson Learned
Jane
If I Didn't Know
England Again
Broken Compass
West End
Adoration
I've Found Someone
Evening of the Last Day

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Shannon Taylor is one of those musicians who have had a lengthy career without ever recording very much, although it seems his intention is to change this state of affairs for the better. if it is to be as it is [sic.] is the first fruit of his labours and exceedingly good it is, too. I expected an album of introverted singer-songwriter fare (not that there's necessarily anything wrong with that), so I was taken aback by the slightly new-waveish pop of opener Surviving Sunday, although most of the rest of the album does fit the expected pigeonhole. Actually, that's not entirely true, as three of the nine tracks here are instrumentals (Virgin Guitar, In The Tall Grass and Waited A Fortnight), breaking the more song-based material up nicely, in a way very few artists would even think to do these days.

Taylor's (now defunct) website actually has a 'Mellotron' page, where he details his 'Tron ownership (new in '73, one careful owner), mentioning the three tape frames in his possession and with a beautiful pro-quality pic of the machine. The album credits also list Chamberlin on most tracks, although it seems they're samples. As in so many cases where Mellotron and Chamby are both utilised, it's frequently far from easy to tell what's doing what, so Surviving Sunday features strings and cellos (?), with the latter sounding less 'Tron-like, which probably means that's what they are. Again, both instruments are involved on You Should Be Here Today, but all I can hear is regulation strings. However, Virgin Guitar is beautiful, featuring nothing but classical guitar, bass and massed 'Tron and Chamby (Marina Tishkova plays 'Tron, too), with what sounds like standard 'Tron strings, Chamby solo violin (??) and vibes from something or other. Gorgeous. Flutes on the album's second instrumental, In The Tall Grass, on top of the ubiquitous strings, while the third and last, Waited A Fortnight is to die for, despite the slightly out of tune bass. Incidentally, both It Falls To Me and A Thousand Reasons Why have no 'Mellotron' credit, although both contain Chamby samples.

Just to prove it wasn't a fluke, Shannon has repeated his feat four years later, on Evening of the Last Day. More excellent songs, in a similar vein to those on his debut, although slightly less Mellotron this time round. Best tracks are probably opener Their Song and one of the album's two instrumentals, West End; while the songwriting might fall just a tad short of the standard on Taylor's debut, it's not by enough to affect its star rating. Plenty of Shannon's M400 again, of course: Their Song opens with very full-on 'Tron strings, reiterated throughout the track, with more of the same in East End, while Jane starts with unaccompanied flutes, adding strings later on. West End has nice flute and strings parts, with strings again in the closing instrumental title track (out-of-tune 'Tron alert!) to finish things off nicely. In addition, England Again features Chamby string samples, used with far more restraint than on if it is to be as it is.

All in all, in if it is to be as it is, we're talking one of the best new Mellotron albums I've heard in quite some time and although Evening of the Last Day doesn't quite match it on the 'Tron front, it's still a damn' good record. These have no distribution as such, and only a handful of online reviews, so I sincerely hope some of you will go to Shannon's site and purchase these excellent recordings. Not only are the songs, vocals and musicianship excellent, but the tape-replay usage is more than worthy of your time and all for a paltry $12.99 each including postage worldwide. Buy.

As a sad postscript, Taylor's MS finally caught up with him in early 2012. RIP, Shannon.

Terry Scott Taylor  (US)

Terry Scott Taylor, 'Avocado Faultline'

Avocado Faultline  (2000,  39.38)  ***/TT

Cowboys With Engines
Startin' Monday
Capistrano Beach
Pie Hole
The Afternoon
Built Her a Cloud
Angels Must Smile Like That
With What I Should Have Said
Pretend I'm Elvis (for Just One Night)
Papa Danced on Olvera Street
Kind Word

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Terry Scott Taylor is a founding member of acceptable CCM merchants Daniel Amos, also playing with Swirling Eddies and the Lost Dogs alongside his solo career. Ah, that Protestant work ethic, eh? His fourth solo effort, 2000's Avocado Faultline, isn't obviously a Christian album (hurrah!), more regular Americana, or the folkier end of country. As with so many similar, the quality of the songs is measured more by the lyrics than the music, making Startin' Monday, The Afternoon (killer country lyric: "Oh how she loved the morning, so God took her in the afternoon") and, unsurprisingly, Pretend I'm Elvis (For Just One Night), just scraping three stars, despite several schlocky efforts.

Phil Madeira plays Chamberlin and Mellotron, with flutes on The Afternoon, background strings on Built Her A Cloud and cellos on Angels Must Smile Like That, With What I Should Have Said and closer Kind Word, although little of it's that overt. Overall, then, a partially-decent country/folk album with passable levels of tape-replay and little obvious Christianity. Could've been so much worse...

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See: Daniel Amos

Tea  (Switzerland)

Tea, 'Tea'

Tea  (1974,  36.54)  ***½/T

Cool in the Morning
Glorimont
Hatred or Love
Surfer
Hazy Colours
Lady
Tea, 'The Ship'

The Ship  (1975,  40.01)  ***½/T

Breakdown
Through Scarlet
The Ship
See You Again
I'd Never Have Bothered
A Dog Called Joe
Crystal Rivers
Summer in the City

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Switzerland's Tea (featuring Malta's Marc Storace, who went on to (relative) fame'n'fortune with the ridiculous Krokus) specialised in that always fairly unfashionable mixture, hard rock and prog. Their debut, 1974's Tea, is a bit of a musical no-man's land, unlike albums by some of their contemporaries, who managed to get the combination right. Saying that, it's actually a fairly decent record, if a tad unexciting, with highlights including Surfer, Glorimont and Hazy Colours. Philippe Kienholz does a sterling job on keys, mostly Hammond, although he gets a few Mellotron string chords in on Cool In The Morning and Hazy Colours, though it's hardly what you'd call essential use.

Their follow-up, '75's The Ship, carries on in a similar vein to their debut, highlights including excellent opener Breakdown, the epic title track and the lengthy I'd Never Have Bothered, although their brass-and-strings-driven version of Summer In The City (clearly an attempt to break the Swiss charts) is fairly unnecessary. Interestingly, snippets of this album sound not unlike the style Canada's Saga would make their own a few years later, although I'd be surprised to learn that they'd ever heard Tea. As before, little Mellotron from Kienholz, just brief strings parts on Breakdown and I'd Never Have Bothered.

Tea made one more album, 1976's rather less interesting and Mellotron-free Tax Exile (they should be so lucky), its occasional string parts provided by a string synth, while the 'flutes' on Just Be Yourself sound more like synth. Are their first two releases worth the effort? While both flawed, there's a great compilation waiting to be constructed from their best bits, although I wouldn't bother with either for the Mellotron.

Tea Party  (Canada)

Tea Party, 'Seven Circles'

Seven Circles  (2004,  45.11)  ****/½

Writing's on the Wall
Stargazer
One Step Closer Away
Oceans
Luxuria
Overload
Coming Back Again
The Watcher
Empty Glass
Wishing You Would Stay
Seven Circles

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The eccentrically-named The Tea Party are one of Canada's hidden delights. Forming in 1990, the trio concocted a sound consisting of roughly equal parts Led Zeppelin and The Doors, releasing an impossible-to-find independent debut the following year, their first major-label outing, Splendor Solis, following in '93. 2004's Seven Circles is their most recent album to date, the band splitting the year after its release, only reforming in 2011.

There's no such thing as a bad Tea Party album, although it's unlikely they'll ever reach the heights of 1995's jaw-dropping The Edges of Twilight again, so it's slightly unfair to expect Seven Circles to reach those heady heights. Saying that, it's a fine release, not dissimilar to its immediate predecessor, 2001's The Interzone Mantras, combining the band's earlier style with the electronica they began incorporating into their sound on 1997's Transmission. Top tracks include opener Writing's On The Wall, Ocean and the typically mantric closing title track, but, as with their entire career, nothing here disappoints.

The supposed 'Mellotron' on this album's predecessor turns out to be samples, but when you hear Stuart Chatwood's string part towards the end of Wishing You Would Stay, all you can think is 'real Mellotron'. Well, I can, anyway. It seems that some of the album was recorded at legendary producer Bob Rock's Hawaiian hideout; Rock apparently owns two M400s, though it's unknown if that's what we're hearing here. Frankly, a few seconds of probable Mellotron is no reason to buy this album; its superb penmanship and massive sound are. The band's reformation is one of the year's good news stories at Planet Mellotron Towers; the chances of them crossing the Atlantic any time soon are low, but we can hope, can't we?

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Teach in  (Netherlands)

Teach in, 'Festival'

Festival  (1975,  39.33)  *½/T

The Circus Show
In the Summernight
There Ain't No Time
I'm Alone
Let Me in
It's a Beautiful Day
Tennessee Town
Ding-a-Dong
Sing Your Song
The Circus is Coming to Town
Old Friend Goodbye
Doll
You and Me
Fly Away

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Oddly enough, I'd never (knowingly) heard of Teach in before I came across this album, although when track eight came on, it sounded horribly familiar. Turns out Ding-A-Dong won the 1975 Eurovision Song Contest (non-European readers can probably switch off right here) and was a hit throughout Europe, leading to my vestigial memory of it from over thirty years ago. And it sounds like...? A bloody Eurovision winner, that's what. Aside from Abba's fab Waterloo, which won the previous year, just about every Eurovision entry ever has been the schlockiest old pile of shite you can imagine, and Ding-A-bleeding-Dong is no exception. To no-one's surprise whatsoever, its parent album, Festival, is pretty much as bad throughout. Most of it's the same kind of cheery, cheesy nonsense as the hit, although Tennessee Town and You And Me are crummy sub-Abba glam-rock-lite, with a few ballads scattered across the album to show their 'versatility', no doubt.

Bassist John Gaasbeek doubles on keys, including credited Mellotron, which turns up on It's A Beautiful Day, with a remarkably good flute part that almost fools the ear into thinking it's real. All in all, then, an absolute horror, with a few unintentionally amusing moments, but seriously, nothing you can't live without. Believe me. To my great surprise, though, one reasonable 'Tron track, although the music's rubbish. Incidentally, a twelve-track version of the album was released the same year, retitled Ding-a-Dong, one of the two deleted tracks being It's A Beautiful Day. Genius. For what it's worth (which isn't a lot), there were at least two other Teach in albums, '77's See the Sun (Kayak reference? Seriously?) and '79's eponymous effort, almost unrecognisable as being by the same band. This lot followed trends; I suspect setting them was way beyond their capabilities.

Tears for Fears  (UK)

Tears for Fears, 'Everybody Loves a Happy Ending'

Everybody Loves a Happy Ending  (2004,  54.42)  ***½/TT½

Everybody Loves a Happy Ending
Closest Thing to Heaven
Call Me Mellow
Size of Sorrow

Who Killed Tangerine?
Quiet Ones
Who You Are
Devil
Secret World
Killing With Kindness

Ladybird
Last Days on Earth

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Tears for Fears' reformation album, Everybody Loves a Happy Ending, is vastly better than I'd expected, with little of their '80s pomp, despite being immaculately produced. Actually, what they've done is taken the late-'60s Beatles influence they displayed so proudly on Sowing the Seeds of Love (remember those horns? Allegedly sampled directly from the Beatles' multitrack, such as it is), and run with it, combining it with their already finely-honed pop sensibilities (that isn't meant to sound sarcastic, incidentally). Roland Orzabel's voice is as smooth as ever, love it or loathe it, and overall, I have to say they've produced a well-crafted, melodic pop album without straying into 'irritating' territory.

I have it on good authority that two M400s were used during the recording (though none were harmed), although it's not always so easy to spot where they were used, so the highlighting above is, er, 'far from definitive'. Sounds like heavily-processed strings on the opening title track, with more of the same and cellos on Closest Thing To Heaven. Flutes on Call Me Mellow, quite recognisable strings on Size Of Sorrow, and similarly overt flutes and strings on Who You Are. Raucous cellos, including those low double bass notes on Devil, and probably the most upfront part on the album on Killing With Kindness, with background strings overlaid with extremely in-yer-face flutes. All in all, 'Tron on most tracks, and I could easily have missed some in the dense mix; a (relative) triumph of 'Tronness, gentlemen.

Well, no point reiterating what I said in the first paragraph, but while I would urge caution for Mellotron fans, due to its largely background use, Everybody Loves a Happy Ending is a fine pop album, showing that it can be done without making one wish to commit murder/suicide/other. And it's on an independent? Shame on the majors.

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Susan Tedeschi  (US)

Susan Tedeschi, 'Wait for Me'

Wait for Me  (2002,  44.36)  ***/½

Alone
Gonna Move
Wrapped in the Arms of Another
'Til I Found You
Wait for Me
The Feeling Music Brings
In the Garden
Hampmotized
Don't Think Twice, it's All Right
I Fell in Love
Blues on a Holiday
Susan Tedeschi, 'Back to the River'

Back to the River  (2008,  44.28)  ***/0

Talking About
700 Houses
Back to the River
Love Will
Butterfly
People
Learning the Hard Way
Revolutionize Your Soul
True
There's a Break in the Road
Can't Sleep at Night

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Susan Tedeschi (hard 'ch') plays a blues/soul mix that clearly appeals to many people, although this particular reviewer is, sadly, not among them. I have to say, she's extremely good at what she does, but you really have to be into the style... For those who aren't, the Americana-tinged In The Garden might be considered the best track on 2002's Wait for Me, unless you're a Dylan fan, keen to hear another version of Don't Think Twice, It's All Right. Noah Simon plays Mellotron strings on 'Til I Found You, but only just, with naught but a few chords that could probably have been produced by almost anything, frankly. OK, not a kazoo.

2008's Back to the River is, essentially, more of the same, but with more of a spark to much of it, at least to my ears, tracks like opener Talking About and the title track working particularly well. Matt Slocum is credited with Mellotron on 700 Houses, but I can't imagine how it might be used, as it's totally inaudible. Why bother, eh?

So; you probably won't be interested in these if you're a regular reader of this site, but they do what they do perfectly well, albeit with next to no Mellotron.

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Teeth of the Hydra  (US)  see: Samples

Jahn Teigen  (Norway)

Jahn Teigen, 'Teigen's Tivoli'

Teigen's Tivoli  (1977,  43.15)  **½/TT½

Tivoli
Smiles
Spectator
2 FZ
Rock'n'Roll Grandmother
Is Everybody a Teacher
Tired of Hoping to Hope
Amen
The Band Stopped to Play
Stolen From Time
Close Together
San Fransisco Morning
Into the Sun
After the End (1st and 2nd Movements)

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Although a major star in his native Norway, the only thing Ja(h)n Teigen means around these parts is as vocalist for the Norwegian Popol Vuh (later Popol Ace), which he followed with a very mainstream career, including representing his country no fewer than three times in the Eurovision Song Contest. 1977's Teigen's Tivoli is his first solo effort, largely consisting of undistinguished mainstream pop of the era, although closer After The End (1st And 2nd Movements) is a pseudo-prog effort, as you might expect.

Teigen and Alf Emil Eik both play Mellotron, with stabbed choir chords on opener Tivoli, a male voice line on Is Everybody A Teacher and major choir parts on Amen and After The End, plus flutes on Stolen From Time (not from Popol's album of the same name) and San Fransisco Morning, although the strings on a few tracks are clearly string synth. This really isn't the most exciting album you're ever going to hear, but, surprisingly, little of it actually offends (Rock'n'Roll Grandmother's pretty naff, but no worse than that) and at least it has some decent Mellotron work.

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See: Popol Vuh

Teitur  (Faroes)

Teitur, 'Poetry & Aeroplanes'

Poetry & Aeroplanes  (2003,  38.10)  ***/T½

Sleeping With The Lights on
I Was Just Thinking
You're the Ocean
Poetry and Aeroplanes
Josephine
One and Only
Rough Around the Edges
Let's Go Dancing
Amanda's Dream
Shade of a Shadow
To Meet You

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Maybe surprisingly, Teitur Lassen isn't the only musician from the tiny Faroe Islands known to the outside world; Wikipedia lists a good dozen composers, bands and solo artists, which isn't bad for an isolated dot a long way from anywhere in the North Atlantic with a population slightly under fifty thousand. Well, now I've comprehensively patronised his home country, I can tell you that Teitur is a pretty ordinary modern singer-songwriter, whose style is universal enough to get his music used in several film soundtracks to date, which isn't necessarily a compliment, at least from me. 2003's Poetry & Aeroplanes is his first album and while perfectly acceptable, does little of any particular interest, unless you really have a yen to hear even more wishy-washy stuff from sensitive young men. Oh well, it's vastly better than James Blunt, anyway.

Patrick Warren does his usual Chamberlin thing (no, of course he didn't travel to the Faroes, the album was recorded in the States), with upfront flutes and strings on opener Sleeping With The Lights On and lesser string parts on Josephine and closer To Meet You, but as so often with this instrument, nothing that startling. Overall, yet another album that starts OK, then palls quickly, despite its sensibly short length. One decent Chamby track, but nowhere near enough to make this worth the effort on that account.

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Telestrion  (US)  see: Samples

Sébastien Tellier  (France)  see: Samples

Il Tempio delle Clessidre  (Italy)  see: Samples

Temple  (Germany)

Temple, 'Temple'

Temple  (1976,  32.04)  ***/T½

Heathen
Leaves Are Falling/Black Light
Age of Ages
Ship on Fire
Crazy Hat/Kingdom of Gabriel

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Temple's self-titled 1976 album is one of three German oddities from the era all originally released on the Pyramid label and all reissued by Psi-Fi, along with the even more obscure Pyramid. Unlike Pyramid, though, Temple is nearer to that much-misused genre term, Krautrock, than anything especially proggy; most of the album consists of chugging space-rock with effected vocals, the whole overlaid with synths. Er, this IS space-rock, isn't it?

The inimitable Zeus B. Held (Birthcontrol) plays Mellotron, with strangely muted string parts on Leaves Are Falling/Black Light, my personal favourite (and the least space-rock) of the album's jams, er, songs and the latter part of Crazy Hat/Kingdom Of Gabriel. This is a long way from being a classic, but space-rock fans who've run out of rubbish-quality live Hawkwind albums on which to waste their hard-earned might consider giving it a blast.

Luke Temple  (US)

Like Temple, 'Hold a Match for a Gasoline World'

Hold a Match for a Gasoline World  (2004,  49.09)  ***/TT½

Someone, Somewhere
Make Right With You
In the End
Mr. Disgrace
Radiation Blues

Old New York
Private Shipwreck
To All My Good Friends, Goodbye
Get Deep, Get Close
Blue Britches
Only a Ghost
[Untitled]

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Luke Temple runs a solo career concurrently with his membership of indie types Here We Go Magic, 2004's Hold a Match for a Gasoline World being his solo debut. It's probably not the most dynamic singer-songwriter effort you'll ever hear, shifting between rather blandly jaunty openers Someone, Somewhere and Make Right With You, the countryish To All My Good Friends, Goodbye and several folk-rock efforts, at its best when keys/wind instrument man Rob Stillman adds clarinet arrangements, notably on the offbeat Blue Britches.

Stillman adds Mellotron to a handful of tracks, with flutes (alongside real clarinet) on Mr. Disgrace and Blue Britches, strings and flutes on Radiation Blues and flutes on Private Shipwreck, authentically choking off at the end, although the album's Mellotronic highlight is the final, untitled track, a solo flute piece that proves the instrument's veracity with aplomb. Worth hearing? Only if you like your singer-songwriters on the light side, although that final track is worth the effort.

Temples  (UK)  see: Samples

Tempo Toppers  (Norway)

Tempo Toppers, 'Snapshot'

Snapshot  (2004,  38.02)  ***/T

Snapshot
Week Away
I Got a Hole in My Pocket
Do the Burn
Herman the Hermit
Little Butterfly
Hot Guitars
Living in Cities
Devil Can Have My Soul
Friday
Ugly and Slouchy
Steppin' Out
Girls Don't Like it
Sounds I Love the Most
Forgive This Fool
Baby

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The Tempo Toppers are a Norwegian rockabilly outfit, of all things. Well, I say that, but their Swedish neighbours have long been famed for their garage-rock output, so why not delve a few years further back? Anyway, 2004's Snapshot is a joyous burst of walking bass, twangy guitars and Tennessee-via-Trondheim vocals, although, if you're not into the style, the songs are largely much of a muchness, although Forgive This Fool caught this listener's ear.

Cato Salsa adds Mellotron flutes to the uncharacteristically quiet Little Butterfly, where the band suddenly lurch forward a few years and temporarily enter the psych zone. However, the other fifteen tracks here all sit solidly in 1958, only with better production, so I'd only bother giving this a go if that sounds like it might appeal.

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Tenacious D  (US)

Tenacious D, 'Rize of the Fenix'

Rize of the Fenix  (2012,  41.30)  *½/½

Rize of the Fenix
Low Hangin' Fruit
Classical Teacher
Señorita
Deth Starr
Roadie
Flutes & Trombones
The Ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage
Throw Down
Rock is Dead
They Fucked Our Asses
To Be the Best
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I hate Jack Black. There, I've said it. Why, make that WHY, does anyone think this mugging idiot is in any remote way amusing? And as for that thing he does with his eyebrow... I'm not sure if Tenacious D (a basketball term, apparently) is the worst thing he's ever done, but it must run it close. I mean, an acoustic guitar-playing duo pretending to be Metal Gods. Funny? If you're stoned out of your gourd, or thirteen (or both), it's probably, like, the funniest thing ever, dude, but the resulting crapulent, frat-boy drivel really is for those whose sense of humour has yet to develop past, er, make that simply 'yet to develop'.

2012's Rize of the Fenix (clearly some kind of in-joke) is every bit as dreadful as anyone who's heard anything else by the gruesome twosome might expect, lowlights including Deth Starr, Roadie and They Fucked Our Asses, while skits Classical Teacher and Flutes & Trombones are thoroughly puerile. I reckon Black must utter 'fuck' in every sorry excuse for a song, usually multiple times, which is, like, really funny, y'know? Have I had a sense of humour bypass? Some may think so; I prefer to believe that I like things at least a little more sophisticated than this, working on the theory that it'd be difficult to be a lot less.

Mellotron? It's on two tracks from two different players: John Kimbrough (Walt Mink) adds, er, what? FX? Exceedingly distant strings? Something, anyway, to Señorita, while Jon Brion adds a brief string part to The Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Kage, for what it's worth, which isn't much. Miserable bastard? That's me. Y'know what? There's plenty of great comedy around, from Woody Allen's '60s standup through Python and other absurdists, so why bother with nineteenth-rate crap like this? I expect the joke's on me for not laughing along, but I'm not sure I care. Avoid.

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Terpandre  (France)

Terpandre, 'Terpandre'

Terpandre  (1981,  36.44/49.51)  ****/TTTT½

Le Temps
Conte en Vert
Anne-Michaële
Histoire d'un Pêcheur
Carrousel

[CD adds:
Conte en Vert (live)
Musique Pour Clair Obscur (live)]

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Terpandre coalesced from various other bands in the mid-'70s in Lyon, France, taking their name from ancient Greek mythology. So should it be pronounced in the French manner, or as it would be said in English? An instrumental five-piece, with a violinist added for the album, Terpandre's sound was lush symphonic progressive rock, with influences from the Romantic period and jazz, amongst others. Surprisingly, this combination works really well, although the album may be a touch too 'sweet' for some listeners' tastes. Think 'a French version of their UK contemporaries The Enid with some extra added jazz' and you won't fall too far short of the mark. Terpandre was recorded in 1978, but the band fell foul of the usual late-'70s punk/disco-related problems, splitting up the following year, belatedly releasing the album on a small local label, Dionysos, in 1981.

Although the CD sleeve notes only list Mellotron players for four of the disc's seven tracks, it's quite clearly all over the album, mostly strings and flutes, but with some nice cello on one song. Both keyboard players (Jacques Pina and Michel Tardieu) play it on different tracks, along with acoustic and electric pianos, and a little synth. Highlights are the reedy flutes on Conte En Vert, and Anne-Michaële is a particularly nice piece, as is the epic Carrousel. The live tracks added to the CD show how well the band used the instrument on stage; it's a pity more of this material hasn't subsequently surfaced. As the CD's only fifty minutes long, maybe the other tracks aren't of releasable quality. Shame.

So, another little-known classic of late-'70s French prog, along with Shylock and Asia Minor, as well as the better-known Pulsar. Much of the music is very laid-back and melodic, but I can recommend it highly to both prog fans and Mellotron nuts. Buy.

Terraced Garden  (Canada)

Terraced Garden, 'Melody & Menace'

Melody & Menace  (1982,  35.31)  ****/TT½

Black Tie
Creature of Habit
Passages
Afterlife
Threnody
Noise and Haste
Old Friends
Dry Leaves in the Wind
Coventry

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Terraced Garden were unusual in being a non-Japanese symphonic progressive band in the '80s. Starting as guitarist/keyboard player/vocalist Carl Tafel's solo project, they morphed into a proper band after 1982's Melody & Menace, playing the album's songs live, plus others which, sadly, were never recorded. The band's style was an interesting mixture of gentle, pastoral material (Passages) and almost punky, complex stuff (Threnody), with Tafel's Fripp-like guitar work to the fore. Songs were generally quite compact (by prog standards; we're not talking two-minute efforts here), compressing plenty of ideas into fairly short spaces, though not in a contrived, pseudo-commercial kind of way. Hard to pick out highlights, although Afterlife managed to combine both the band's styles successfully, while Passages is probably the peak of the pastoral part of their style, although Coventry is the track that make me sit up and listen properly.

Tafel's Mellotron use isn't the most major you're ever going to hear (I have no idea if the machine was his; he never used it again), with rather unassuming strings on opener Black Tie, although his parts on Afterlife and Old Friends are more upfront. A faint choir part on Dry Leaves In The Wind paves the way for some great stuff on Coventry, finishing the album off nicely.

Terraced Garden carried on to release '84's Braille and '88's Within, by which time their star was on the wane, although it's still not a bad album. I'd have to play all three back to back to determine which is best, though it's quite possible it's Melody & Menace; it's certainly the only one with any Mellotron, not that that should influence my decision (yeah, right). You're not going to find this that easily, but it's worth tracking down. CD release, please.

Jennifer Terran  (US)

Jennifer Terran, 'Full Moon in 3'

Full Moon in 3  (2006,  57.32)  ****/TT

Full Moon
The America Song

T.V Off
Opening's Had
Pomegranate Weed
Tide

Ohhh Eee
Multi Orgasmic 3
Circle of Life
A Big Brown Trout Lives There
Three Legged Dog
Little Rock

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Jennifer Terran's fifth album, Full Moon in 3, is a rather beautiful, if mournful album, with the sparsest of backings for her haunted vocals, an approach almost guaranteed to get a thumbs-up from Planet Mellotron. Piano, bass and almost nonexistent drums accentuate her vocals, with occasional electronics and/or Mellotron (from Terran) to break what could become monotony in the hands of someone less talented. The occasional more rhythmic track (Multi Orgasmic 3, say) doesn't, at least to my ears, work as well as the subtler stuff, but I suppose they provide some variety on an album that would otherwise be relentlessly downbeat beginning to end.

Opener Full Moon has a distant string part, arranged pretty much as you would a string section, while The America Song has flutes, choir and strings jostling for position. Near-atonal strings on Pomegranate Weed, more conventionally melodic ones in Tide, and an orchestrated part in A Big Brown Trout Lives There that barely sounds like a 'Tron at all. This seems like a dismissively short review for a very good album; believe me, trying to describe this music has kept this in my review pile for several months, so I'm letting this go, however it looks. Publish and be damned. Buy this album, too.

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